No Sex Please: We're British (1973)

Porn store owner Pete orders some new stuff from his supplier Niko but Niko mixes up the address with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, newly-weds David (the bank's assistant manager) and Penny Hunter is shocked when first photos, then films and then finally two girls are sent to them in the Bank's flat. They, and their friend, head cashier Brian Runnicles (who slowly starts to have a nervous breakdown), have to deal with getting rid of the porn without letting their boss, Mr. Bromley - the bank's manager (who's very anti-porn), the local police in the form of Inspector Paul, and David's mother, Bertha Hunter, in on what is happening...

Directing:
  • Cliff Owen

Writing:
  • Johnnie Mortimer
  • Brian Cooke
  • Anthony Marriott

Stars:
Release Date: 1973-07-25
themoviedb icon 6.8/10
  • Country: GB
  • Language: English
  • Runtime: 85
Beryl Reid
Beryl Reid
Bertha Hunter
Ronnie Corbett
Ronnie Corbet...
Brian Runnicles
Arthur Lowe
Arthur Lowe
Mr Bromley
Ian Ogilvy
Ian Ogilvy
David Hunter
Susan Penhaligon
Susan Penhali...
Penny Hunter
Michael Bates
Michael Bates
Mr. Needham
Cheryl Hall
Cheryl Hall
Daphne
David Swift
David Swift
Inspector Paul
Deryck Guyler
Deryck Guyler
Park Keeper
Valerie Leon
Valerie Leon
Susan
Margaret Nolan
Margaret Nola...
Barbara
Frank Thornton
Frank Thornto...
Glass Shop Manager
Michael Ripper
Michael Rippe...
Traffic Warden
Sydney Bromley
Sydney Bromle...
Rag & Bone Man
Robin Askwith
Robin Askwith
Baker's Delivery Man
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