The Detectives (1993)
The absurd adventures of two defective detectives, who - despite unbelievable incompetence - somehow manage to solve their cases (or be nearby when the cases are solved) and retain their jobs.
Camilla
W.P.C.
Bruce
D.C. Dominic Boyle
Blind Billy
Billy
Dinner Lady
Head Teacher
Ronnie Goodall
Kelvin
King Harold
Dave Briggs
Fat Reg
Simon
Thomas
Superintendent Cottam
Bob Louis
Granny-o-gram
Lomax
Jan
D.I. Tyler
Sir Arthur Andrews
Dr. Phibes
Brother Ryan
Greek Gangster
Charlie Hungerford
Viking
Terry
Dr Phipps
Grey Wolf
Josef Esterhazy
Ronnie Richardson
Groom's Father
Jerry Palmer
Sergeant Williams
Mary
Barmaid
Sultan of Benaris
Clown
Chief Superintendent
Young girl 1
Derek Alsopp
Maisie
Irene Mazola
Bouncer
Sgt. 'Nozzer' Richardson
W.P.C Sandy Taylor
Himself
Van der Dyck
Polish Joe
Derek
P.C. Drake
Old Lady
Brian Kent
Fatha
William the Conqueror
Harry Laws
Professor Rose
Seth
First Old Lady
Emily Ford
Superintendent Simmons
Big Saxon / Barman
Duke of Connemara
Jim Bergerac
Mr. Sharpe
Spanner
Customs Officer
Danny Kane
Uniformed Constable
Rattlesnake Jack
Landlord
Dr Monk
Detective Simpson
Armed Officer
Old Man in flats
Norman Lute Player
Duchess
Skipping Boxer
Tony
Young girl 2
P.C. 'Trev' Hamilton
Bride
Lorry Driver
Flash Gordon
Vet
Paramedic
Doctor
Tom Reid
Pike
Young Stablehand
Maquess of Tipperary
Bank Robber
Skunk
Seargent
Hawkeye
Peter Burlington
Second Old Lady
Tatiana
Masseur
Ruud
Hotspur
