The Detectives (1993)

The absurd adventures of two defective detectives, who - despite unbelievable incompetence - somehow manage to solve their cases (or be nearby when the cases are solved) and retain their jobs.

Writing:
  • Mike Whitehill
  • Steve Knight
  • Jasper Carrott

Stars:
Release Date: 1993-01-27
Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5
themoviedb icon 7.4/10
  • Country: GB
  • Language: En
  • Runtime: 25
Cathy Sara
Cathy Sara
Camilla
Steve Speirs
Steve Speirs
Bruce
Adam Godley
Adam Godley
D.C. Dominic Boyle
Ron Cook
Ron Cook
Blind Billy
Jamie Foreman
Jamie Foreman
Billy
Angela Curran
Angela Curran
Dinner Lady
Sarah Crowden
Sarah Crowden
Head Teacher
Robert Powell
Robert Powell
Dave Briggs
Stephen Marcus
Stephen Marcu...
Fat Reg
Anthony Stewart Head
Anthony Stewa...
Simon
Robert Bathurst
Robert Bathur...
Thomas
George Sewell
George Sewell
Superintendent Cottam
Jasper Carrott
Jasper Carrot...
Bob Louis
Pamela Cundell
Pamela Cundel...
Granny-o-gram
Christopher Ellison
Christopher E...
Lomax
Nick Brimble
Nick Brimble
Jan
Eamonn Walker
Eamonn Walker
D.I. Tyler
Nigel Davenport
Nigel Davenpo...
Sir Arthur Andrews
Richard O'Brien
Richard O'Bri...
Dr. Phibes
Don Henderson
Don Henderson
Brother Ryan
Terence Alexander
Terence Alexa...
Charlie Hungerford
Harold Innocent
Harold Innoce...
Viking
Sion Tudor Owen
Sion Tudor Ow...
Terry
Anthony Valentine
Anthony Valen...
Grey Wolf
Kevork Malikyan
Kevork Maliky...
Josef Esterhazy
Mike Reid
Mike Reid
Ronnie Richardson
Derek Martin
Derek Martin
Groom's Father
Jerry Hall
Jerry Hall
Jerry Palmer
Diane Keen
Diane Keen
Mary
Raad Rawi
Raad Rawi
Sultan of Benaris
Paul Bigley
Paul Bigley
Clown
Frank Windsor
Frank Windsor
Chief Superintendent
Lucy Davis
Lucy Davis
Young girl 1
Derek Fowlds
Derek Fowlds
Derek Alsopp
Georgina Hale
Georgina Hale
Irene Mazola
Tony Selby
Tony Selby
Sgt. 'Nozzer' Richardson
Julie T. Wallace
Julie T. Wall...
W.P.C Sandy Taylor
Noel Edmonds
Noel Edmonds
Himself
Herbert Lom
Herbert Lom
Van der Dyck
Peter Jeffrey
Peter Jeffrey
Derek
Pat Roach
Pat Roach
P.C. Drake
Anna Wing
Anna Wing
Old Lady
John Quentin
John Quentin
Brian Kent
Bryan Pringle
Bryan Pringle
Fatha
Paul Chapman
Paul Chapman
William the Conqueror
Hugh Dennis
Hugh Dennis
Seth
Hilary Mason
Hilary Mason
First Old Lady
Amanda Mealing
Amanda Mealin...
Emily Ford
David Barber
David Barber
Big Saxon / Barman
Francis Matthews
Francis Matth...
Duke of Connemara
Gareth Hunt
Gareth Hunt
Mr. Sharpe
Russell Hunter
Russell Hunte...
Spanner
James Ellis
James Ellis
Customs Officer
Leslie Grantham
Leslie Granth...
Danny Kane
Gary Beadle
Gary Beadle
Uniformed Constable
Rhashan Stone
Rhashan Stone
Dr Monk
Barry Cryer
Barry Cryer
Detective Simpson
Arthur Whybrow
Arthur Whybro...
Old Man in flats
Rula Lenska
Rula Lenska
Duchess
Tony Pritchard
Tony Pritchar...
Tony
Jennifer Gibson
Jennifer Gibs...
Young girl 2
Roy Smiles
Roy Smiles
P.C. 'Trev' Hamilton
Glyn Grimstead
Glyn Grimstea...
Lorry Driver
Holly De Jong
Holly De Jong
2nd Blind Date Woman
Angus Kennedy
Angus Kennedy
Paramedic
Jeremy Sinden
Jeremy Sinden
Doctor
Rory McGrath
Rory McGrath
Tom Reid
Mark Steel
Mark Steel
Pike
Lee Whitlock
Lee Whitlock
Young Stablehand
Michael Troughton
Michael Troug...
Maquess of Tipperary
Eddie Webber
Eddie Webber
Bank Robber
Rupert Holliday-Evans
Rupert Hollid...
Skunk
Alan David
Alan David
Seargent
Larry Dann
Larry Dann
Hawkeye
Daniel Flynn
Daniel Flynn
Peter Burlington
Barbara Keogh
Barbara Keogh
Second Old Lady
Nicholas Colicos
Nicholas Coli...
Masseur
John Motson
John Motson
Football Commentator (voice)
Paul Kynman
Paul Kynman
Ruud
David Hatton
David Hatton
Hotspur
Stephen Churchett
Stephen Churc...
Mr. Hawthorne
Dean Harris
Dean Harris
First Policeman
Richard Syms
Richard Syms
Janitor
George Malpas
George Malpas
Bumpkin
Jessica Fox
Jessica Fox
1st Schoolgirl
Francesca Longrigg
Francesca Lon...
Helen
Caroline O'Neill
Caroline O'Ne...
Production Assistant
Walter van Dyk
Walter van Dy...
Master Of Ceremonies
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