The Detectives (1993)
The absurd adventures of two defective detectives, who - despite unbelievable incompetence - somehow manage to solve their cases (or be nearby when the cases are solved) and retain their jobs.
Camilla
Bruce
D.C. Dominic Boyle
Blind Billy
Billy
Dinner Lady
Head Teacher
Dave Briggs
Fat Reg
Simon
Thomas
Superintendent Cottam
Bob Louis
Granny-o-gram
Lomax
Jan
D.I. Tyler
Sir Arthur Andrews
Dr. Phibes
Brother Ryan
Charlie Hungerford
Viking
Terry
Grey Wolf
Josef Esterhazy
Ronnie Richardson
Groom's Father
Jerry Palmer
Mary
Sultan of Benaris
Clown
Chief Superintendent
Young girl 1
Derek Alsopp
Irene Mazola
Sgt. 'Nozzer' Richardson
W.P.C Sandy Taylor
Himself
Van der Dyck
Derek
P.C. Drake
Old Lady
Brian Kent
Fatha
William the Conqueror
Seth
First Old Lady
Emily Ford
Big Saxon / Barman
Duke of Connemara
Mr. Sharpe
Spanner
Customs Officer
Danny Kane
Uniformed Constable
Dr Monk
Detective Simpson
Old Man in flats
Duchess
Tony
Young girl 2
P.C. 'Trev' Hamilton
Lorry Driver
2nd Blind Date Woman
Paramedic
Doctor
Tom Reid
Pike
Young Stablehand
Maquess of Tipperary
Bank Robber
Skunk
Seargent
Hawkeye
Peter Burlington
Second Old Lady
Masseur
Football Commentator (voice)
Ruud
Hotspur
Mr. Hawthorne
First Policeman
Janitor
Bumpkin
1st Schoolgirl
Helen
Production Assistant
Master Of Ceremonies
